I Mean, REALLY? Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Does It Again

Is it just me or does depression sink in during this time of year?

I’m not talking the holiday season, I’m talking the other time of year, the ( duh ) Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show time of year.

I kid, I kid.

But honestly— I mean…their bodies!!! Holy-perfect-thin-lean-long-abs-with-longest-legs-and-arms-ever.

Sigh.

Whatever, I guess it’s motivation, right?! I’ll be passing on the Christmas pudding & going extra hard in the gym tomorrow. Ya in?

On that note, here’s ten things you didn’t know about the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show:

1.} Five hundred Suja Juices will be on-hand backstage for the Angel’s to drink ( << told ya. Suja is the bomb.com ).

2.} The average Angel height is five feet ten inches tall!! Wowza!

3.} The Victoria’s Secret Angels will walk on a hundred feet of glittery runway ( Boo! I wanna walk on glitter! ).

4.} The pre-show, silk kimono robe that the girls wear can be purchased here ( << NEED !! ).

5.} Model, Elsa Hosk says she eats eight eggs for breakfast, everyday, two weeks before the show ( Yum. I LOVE eggs ).

6.} I’ll actually be walking the runway. Look for me after Adrianna Lima. JOKE. JK. LOLZ.

7.} More than a hundred and eighty five COUNTRIES will tune-in to watch this year’s show. Cray, cray.

8.} The models credit boxing, barre classes, jumping rope, yoga, & the Pilates Reformer ( << my favorite ) for their pre-show workout.

9.} There will be 120 applications of Victoria’s Secret VS Makeup ‘Volume Lift Mascara’ and 80 applications of VS MAKEUP Shine Drama Lip Gloss.

10.} Alessandra Ambrosio’s pre-show plan: “I try to get my mind into it and I work out as much as I can. I also try to hit the gym, and a little tan from the California sunshine always helps! I will lay by the pool and get a healthy tan. I’ll also be eating healthy and I’ll watch what I’m eating. I’ll eat salads and greens and juices; I love green juices. I will cut down on cakes and all that other bad stuff.”

Ok, um, welpppp…

Tonight you’ll find me eating air, sipping on water, & running in place.

JK.

I’m actually eating a sweet potato & salad with a glass of red wine on couch.

So sue me.

xx.L

P.S. a post on ‘how to look like VS Angel’ can be found here. Also, more posts on VS: here / here / here.

P.S.S. an extra fun fact: British beauty Jourdan Dunn told us: “I don’t really do anything [ to prepare ], I’m really bad, I’m probably the worst. Cara [ Delevingne ] and I do nothing. We were saying maybe we should sneak in some McDonald’s and KFC and eat it front of the girl’s—but then we thought they might come after us or something.”

Man, oh, man, how I love her humor. <3.

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